![]() ![]() Lovecraft Country star Jonathan Majors kicked off the show as host, sharing in his monologue that he was once homeless, living in his car at 17 years old while working at Olive Garden and Red Lobster. The moment referenced the pop singer’s thirteen-year conservatorship being ended by a Los Angeles judge this week. “Oh my God, you guys, we did it!” she exclaimed. The cold open ended with Cruz Street‘s word of the day, “Freedom,” the cue to welcome back Chloe Fineman’s Britney Spears, with her hot pink dress and host of dance moves. Bryant’s Cruz introduced Chris Redd’s “Oscar the Slouch” by saying he’s “trained by the Democrats to suck the teat of the government,” to which Redd’s Oscar responded, “I use your tax money on drugs and pornography.” “Here’s some Zinc, ayahuasca and horse medicine,” Davidson’s Rogan said.īryant’s Cruz then went on to explain that “CRT,” which is supposed to stand for “critical race theory,” actually stands for “critical rights trampled.” To discuss it, Bryant invited “Proud Boys” Bert and Ernie, who are engaged, though Bryant’s Cruz said their respective girlfriends were very happy with them.Īnd of course, it wouldn’t be a Sesame Street parody without a play on the show’s iconic character Oscar the Grouch. It also made jokes about Borax being used to “cleanse you” from COVID-19, which Bryant’s Cruz used as a segue to introduce “medical expert” Joe Rogan, played by Pete Davidson. “My feathers fell out, my nuts got huge,” he said. The cold open poked fun at Big Bird’s (Andrew Dismukes) reaction to the COVID-19 vaccine. Maureen Ryan on Why 'Burn It Down' Isn't a "Trashy Cash Grab" and the Silence From Networks, Studios Over Allegations ![]()
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